Kaaren, What's Going On?

I hadn't heard her come home, she was early. The first thing I heard was her coming up the stairs.
"Kaaren, what are those cars doing in our driveway?  Why is the vacuum sitting in the middle of the living room?What are you doing in bed?"
She pushed the door open and all faces turned her way.
"Kaaren, you slut! You are really going to get it this time." She started to slip off her skirt, "right after I get to meet some of your new friends."
She slipped off her panties and reached for the nearest man.