What Could Go Wrong

No need for you to worry Sissy, the key is perfectly safe. I'm going out clubbing with my girlfriends but I'm going to make sure the key is with me at all times.
We're going to this new club uptown, Club Mandingo. All my friends rave about what a great time they have there, I'd invite you along but you know it's just a girls night out.
I'm not going to lose it Sissy, stop your whining. I'm going to put the key in my panties so as long as they don't come off you have nothing to worry about.
I'll be back late so finish your list of chores and get to bed you have an early day tomorrow. Your list of chores for tomorrow is especially long!