What The Hell Happened?!?!?!?

Karl, what the hell happened to us last night?!?!?!? The last thing I remember you and Steve were laughing at some old woman on the beach who claimed to be a witch. And now, oh my god I've got boobs and HOLY CRAP I've got a pussy!!!!
Not only that but for some reason I'm starting to think that you guys are looking pretty hot....